Kid (super excited): “My friend and I wrote a whole thesis about why and how human blood can be used to power cars. Because blood has iron. We have a diagram and everything, and explain all the science behind it. We’ve been working on it for months. It’s like 20 pages long. Do you want to read it?”

Me: “DO I?!?”

No. I do not.

I’d actually rather you stab me repeatedly and use my blood to power said car.

If that’s an option.