There is a staff photo wall in our school, with pictures of staff members partaking in activities they enjoy. My photo is an action shot from the NYC half marathon I ran. 

Kid: “Ms. Emily, you look different in that picture on the wall downstairs.”

Me: “I know, I look super tough and athletic right?”

Kid: “No. Just younger.” 

Then I ripped up the paper he was working on and flunked him.