Eric thought he’d challenge me to a “Who is going to have a more stressful day at work tomorrow” contest, the night before school starts. 

Me: “I’m sorry, but you could work triple the hours I work and my day tomorrow would still be infinitely more stressful than yours.”

Eric: “I have to hit my target for the quarter or I get fired!”

Me: “I have to not hit a kid all year or I get fired!”

I won.