That weird in-between point in a relationship where you’ve been dating for a while but not that long so you don’t always necessarily get invited with a “plus 1” to friends’ weddings, and so he has a wedding to go to and he’s super bummed he can’t bring you but you reassure him that he will definitely still have fun and he should totally dance with other girls, but if he actually does dance with another girl you will cut his face.

No, just kidding.

You’ll cut her face.