Category Archives: Family

Zack Is 0 for 2

Yesterday my brother Zack ditched my family birthday dinner. He told me over text, but then immediately reassured me of this: 

 

About 30 seconds after he texted this, I get the following email with the following subject, containing no content:  

So I responded:    

Because you clearly have NO GIFT IDEA PLANNED. To which he responded:  

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.  

  

Lessons I Learn From My Dad

Dad was here this weekend and, over some wine, recounted the story of how he was being groomed for the family business, but decided, most irresponsibly, to skip the business boards and instead go to a basketball game with his friends. He thought he could just take a make-up exam, but he was wrong. So, on a whim, he decided to go to law school instead. He then became a very successful lawyer and discovered a profession he loves.

So the lesson here is that if you ditch your responsibilities, a better opportunity will simply fall into your lap. So just be as flaky as possible and it’ll all work out.

Or something about a mix of serendipity, hard work, forging your own path, and opening yourself up to endless possibilities.

I don’t know I was drunk.