Category Archives: Family

This is Bad For Several Reasons

November 30, 2014FamilyEmily

That moment when you realize your food baby is bigger than your sister’s actual baby.

Sassy Pedicurist: You Need Wax

November 30, 2014Family, Random Thoughts/Happeningssassy pedicuristEmily

Sassy Pedicurist: “You need eyebrow wax.”
Me: “I know. But I’m going to the beach for two weeks, I’ll just do it when I get back.”
Sassy: “You still need nice eyebrow at the beach.”
Me: “No I don’t. I’ll just be with family.”
Sassy: “Family still need to look at your face.”

Announcement

November 30, 2014FamilyEmily

July 16, 2014

My sister has a tiny penis inside her!!!!!

….and that tiny penis helped create an even TINIER penis!

IT’S A BOY!!!!!!!!!

What’s MY Excuse

November 30, 2014Family, Random Thoughts/HappeningsEmily

June 30, 2014

That moment when your expanding pregnant sister tells you she plans to just rotate wearing the same 3 loose dresses all summer, and you realize you’ve been pulling that move since 2004.

I should stop assuming that everything, at all times, is about me…

November 30, 2014Being Awkward/Dumb Stuff I Do, FamilyEmily

Every person I’ve spoken to this week: “I hear some congratulations are in order!”
Me: “Aw thanks, yeah the race went really well!”
Every person: “I meant because your sister’s pregnant.”
Me: “Oh. Yes. That.”

“They” say

November 30, 2014Family, Friends, Mental HealthEmily

March, 2014

Thank you all so much for the tremendous outpouring of birthday love, both online and off. I’m a very lucky woman. It’s going to be a fabulous year! And hey, they say 32 is the new 25!*

*”They” are my parents, and they’re worried I’m about to lose my shit.