I hope Hillary grabs him by the balls tonight.
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Years ago, I had a 1st grader who hit another boy in the class. I told that 1st grader to apologize immediately. So he crossed his arms defiantly, looked down at the floor, and mumbled “I’m sorry.” Then, the second I turned my back, he kicked the boy again and spit in his face.
Still a more sincere apology than Trump’s.
Given the Circumstances…
I mean yeah. There was no other choice but to re-name the sibling text chain.
The Best Part
The best part about this whole this whole thing is watching every single news source and Republican trying to tip toe around the word “pussy.”
This is Perfect
The NYC Naked Cowboy dancing underneath the Trump Tower sign while this reporter desperately tries to give a serious analysis of last night’s debate is the perfect visual representation of this presidential election.
- Any one of the over 250 elementary school students I’ve taught over the last 8 years.
- This emoji
- Booger McPorkpie
- My left pinky toe. Unpolished.
- A deaf, mute mime
- Ralph from The Simpsons
- The pile of shit I found in the stairwell last week
— Potential Moderators who would have done a better job than Lester Holt
Is It Just Me?
I’m looking forward to this presidential debate in that creepy, sadistic way you look forward to finally seeing the horrific crash scene at the end of the maddening, stand-still traffic jam you’ve been stuck in for hours on end.
Only Theory I Have Left
Is it possible that everyone thinks he’s saying he’s going to build a huge MALL?
Because I get it– that would be exciting!
And then I turned on Sophie’s Choice, because I needed to watch something less depressing and terrifying than a U.S. presidential nominee sanctioning Russia to cyberspy on us.
Donald Trump Challenges Russia to Find Hillary Clinton’s Missing Emails
Things I Thought Were Un-Ruinable
Welp. He did it.
He ruined Cinco De Mayo.
And taco salad.
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