Kid: “It’s your birthday on Monday?!”
Me: “Yup!”
Kid: “How old will you be?”
Me (wide-eyed and dramatic): “Thirty THREE. Old, right?”
Kid: “No way, that’s not old at all! You’ve got a long life ahead!”
Me: “Aw, thanks kiddo!”
Kid: “Yeah my grandma didn’t die til she was like 52.”