I just got a massage at Bliss using a gift card I received from class parents. It was miraculous. As soon as the massage began, I fell in love with my massage therapist and couldn’t believe how good she was.

Me (after massage) “Oh my god, thank you so much, that felt amazing! I feel so much better! Seriously, you’re my new best friend. That was incredible. I’m so grateful.”

Massage therapist: “You are so welcome! Just a tip, you may want to work on your posture. That is definitely causing tension in your back. I notice you are a bit hunched over.”

Me: “Ok, will do! Thanks for the tip!”

Bitch.