Last night, out at a bar…
Guy: “My birthday is coming up soon.”
Me: “Ah yes, I just had mine. The joys of aging!”
Guy: “I actually don’t mind it. I’m genuinely looking forward to turning 40.”
Me: “Yeah, well. That’s because you don’t have a uterus.”
Awkward chuckle. Slowly backs away. Moments later leaves bar entirely.
Hahahahahaha
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