For the first time ever, someone at work walked up to me, gave me a genuine pat on the back and said with 100% sincerity, “You did great work today. I’m proud of you.”
Alright fine, he’s 9. But still.
Alright fine, he said the same exact thing to someone else 5 seconds later. But still.
Alright fine, that “someone else” was a booger he just pulled out of his nose.
I miss last year’s weirdos.