Just now I entered the elevator and two women were mid-conversation…

Woman 1: “So I ended up giving him the ring back. I just felt like it was the right thing to do.”

Woman 2: “Totally. I agree.”

(Long pause) 

Woman 1: “Anyway, please don’t judge my apartment when we go in. I know I’ve been here for a few months but I still can’t afford any furniture or a tv or anything.”

Yeah. Probably should have kept that ring…