Me: (after listing all the ingredients I’d like in my salad) “And then I’ll also have some avocado, chopped up in the salad please.”

Guy: “Do you want just the avocado chopped, or the whole salad chopped?”

Me: “The whole salad. With the avocado in it.”

Guy: (blank stare)

Me: “Like…put the avocado in first, then chop the whole salad up. Together. With the avocado in it.”

Guy: “Ahhhh got it, got it, got it.

(I walk away to pick up some protein bars, then return)

Guy: “Here ya go– one salad, chopped up with avocado!”

This is literally why I quit teaching.