Eric got one of his very frequent toe cramps and had to stop mid-gait.

Me: “I hope you don’t get one of those when you’re walking down the aisle.”

Eric: “I don’t walk down the aisle. YOU walk down the aisle.”

Me: “So do you!”

Eric: “No.”

Me: “I don’t know if you’re serious.”

Eric: “Do I walk down the aisle?”

Me: (disbelieving stare)

Eric: “No, I don’t walk down the aisle. I just stand there. Up at the thing. I stand there.”

Me: “HOW DO YOU THINK YOU GET THERE?!”

Eric: