Talking with an someone I rarely see, but who has been following my social media since college:

Her: “How’s your nephew Tyler? Or as you guys call him, The Boog?”

Me: “He’s good! I love how I haven’t seen you in like 15 years but that you know my nephew’s name AND nickname.”

Her: “I mean….you posted about him a TON. Way more than you even post about your daughter.”

Me: “Yeah well I feel like it’s way less obnoxious to be like LOOK HOW CUTE MY NEPHEW IS than it is to say it about your own kid. Like when you say it about your own child, it’s annoying.”

Her: “Agree.”

Me: “But when you say it about your NEPHEW, it’s not annoying.”

Her: “DISagree.”

Oh.