At an event this weekend at my parents’ country club (without Nora), speaking to an older man/acquaintance…

Older Man: “How old is your daughter?”
Me: “13 months.”
Older Man: “Ah, so 13 years. Enjoy it.”
Me: “No, no– she’s 13 months.”
Older Man: “Right. So you have 13 years until she hates you.”