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She Noticed

Tutoring a kid in fractions, the word “sixths,” keeps coming up, which is a difficult word for me to say, given that I have a slight lisp…

Me: “Sorry, I know I keep mispronouncing it, but it’s hard for me to say with my lisp.”
Kid: “What’s a lisp?”
Me: “It’s a speech impediment. It makes it hard to say certain sounds, like ‘th’ and ‘s.'”
Kid: “Is that why you sometimes spit when you talk?”
Me: “Oh….um. Yes. I actually had convinced myself that no one noticed that.”
Kid: “Oh, I noticed.”
Me: “Yes, clearly.”
Kid: “And, like, I never notice ANYTHING.”
Me: “Great.”
Kid: “Seriously, my mom’s always like ‘Katie, how do you NOT notice that? It’s right in front of you!'”
Me: “I see.”
Kid: “But yeah. Anyway. I noticed the spitting.”

Lisps

Comforting a child who is upset about receiving speech services….
Me: “There’s nothing wrong with getting extra help. Actually, when I was a kid, I used to get help with my speech.”
Kid: “Really, why?”
Me: “Well, I used to have a hard time pronouncing certain sounds, because I had something called a lisp.”
Kid: “Oh yeah. I noticed that.”

Alright. Well. Screw you.