Answering multiple choice questions about a text.
Kid: “The answer is ‘A’!”
Us: “Why?”
Kid: “Because the answer is always ‘A!'”
Jesus Christ, kid. Have we taught you nothing?
The answer is always ‘C.’
Some people think 9 year olds aren’t developmentally ready for intensive state testing, but I totally disagree– because if they’re clever enough to figure out THIS cover-all-your-bases strategy, they’re certainly prepared to sit for two 3-hour tests.
