Sometimes you have to find the little things in life to be grateful for.
Like the fact that I made it to age 33 having never encountered the term “little balloon knot.”
Or the fact that 15 minutes was spent sitting with my professional, educated colleagues debating the meaning of this term.
(For those of you wondering*, it’s an asshole)
*Mom and Dad
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I do know what it means, having defended Howard Stern for twenty years. The sender of this email should be arrested.
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Wow. Well, you learn something new everyday. Run, run the other way!
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Also, your dad is way hipper than me.
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THE Howard Stern?!?
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