Umm. Is this a typo?
Seems like a very specific vision for a white Jewish guy.
(Continuation of This Optimistic Guy)
Is it bad that I’m kind of starting to like him?
The N-word in your very first text– keepin it classy, Brian!
(Context: There was a photo in his profile of him with Bob Dole, clearly taken years ago)
Yes. Brian is white. (And on behalf of white people everywhere, I would just like to thank him for the good PR.)
Sometimes you have to find the little things in life to be grateful for.
Like the fact that I made it to age 33 having never encountered the term “little balloon knot.”
Or the fact that 15 minutes was spent sitting with my professional, educated colleagues debating the meaning of this term.
(For those of you wondering*, it’s an asshole)
*Mom and Dad
He’s not the first to suggest my baby nephew has a WASPy name, but he gets points for best delivery.
(Continuation of Last Night’s Date, Part 4 )
Oh. He’s still talking.
You’re still a young single guy with a cat.