Tag Archives: texting
Clearly I Have Taught Eric to Set His Expectations Low
Also, clearly I have been a raging, hormonal bitch this week.
Something is off…
The Bitmoji app really needs an “Ok, close– now make me Jewier” filter as you finish creating your avatar.
Word-Predict Fail
That moment when the coworkers of the guy you’re dating send you a super helpful email with suggestions for Israel, so you message him on What’sApp to say that you “love love love them!”, but word-predict decides to do you a solid and you hit send before you realize.
I hate my life.
That Jaw-Dropping Moment When Your Mother Figures Out Emojis
Ebola Mom, Part 32
(Continuation of Ebola Mom Part 31 and part of the Ebola Mom series)
Alright, well. I officially don’t understand what is happening.
This.
Oh.
This Optimistic Guy, Part 2
This Guy Who I Tried To Give the Benefit of the Doubt
I really like egg salad.
The Dangers of Dating While Drunk
That moment when you’re texting with the guy you went out with last week, and he keeps referencing things you talked about, but you don’t remember any of them because you were WAY too drunk.
and then….
