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I Mean, The Sweatshirt Makes a Good Point…(Part 2)

(Continuation of I Mean, The Sweatshirt Makes a Good Point )

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The first thing Eric did when he walked in the apartment was put the sweatshirt in his closet, then throw the note at me and say, in his most annoyed tone, “You know, it took you more time to write that note than it would have to just put the sweatshirt away.”

But, again, what was the FIRST thing he did when he walked into the apartment?

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It’s a marathon, not a sprint.

#training

 

 

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Me (whining): “Errrrrric….”

Eric: “What?”

Me (stealing his coffee and drinking it): “I have a headache.”

Eric: <on his phone, likely trying to tune me out>

Me (drinking more of his coffee): “I said I have a headache! Are you listening?”

Eric: <mumbled, what-do-you-want-me-to-do-about-it response>

Me: “BUT YOU TOLD ME THIS IS YOUR PARADISE!!!!!!!”

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Pretty sure this no longer applies.