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Dear Society,
So. Free-bleeding is a goal now? I was unaware of this. I feel so stupid. All this time I could have been lying upside down in a chair feeling fabulous.
Next time tell me, so I don’t have to find out on Facebook.
Emily
What. Goes. ON.
Thank You For Letting Us Know
That moment when the parent of a student sends you and your co-teacher a rude, confrontational note in an envelope, but she accidentally also encloses the results of her gynecological exam.
She has Menorrhagia.
It’s characterized by a heavy menstrual flow.
Yeah. I googled it.
Clearly I Have Taught Eric to Set His Expectations Low
Also, clearly I have been a raging, hormonal bitch this week.
There’s a Time and a Place to Complain About Your PMS
Note:
Sternly asking “How would YOU feel if you had to bleed from your PENIS once a month?!?” does not win you points with the guy who just had ACL surgery.
Or, I’m now realizing, any guy.
At any time.
Ever.
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