That moment when the parent of a student sends you and your co-teacher a rude, confrontational note in an envelope, but she accidentally also encloses the results of her gynecological exam.
She has Menorrhagia.
It’s characterized by a heavy menstrual flow.
Yeah. I googled it.
That moment when the substitute paraprofessional says to you, “What time is lunch? I really need to know since I am still expressing milk.”
You could have just asked me when lunch is. I would have answered you.
“It’s halfway out.” — Kid, when he requested to use the bathroom mid test and I asked if it’s an emergency.