Tag Archives: pms

Therapy

August 10, 2016Being Awkward/Dumb Stuff I Do, Random Thoughts/Happeningshormones, mental health, pms, therapyEmily

Therapist: “You seem irritable and agitated.”
Me: “Yup.”
Therapist: “Are you getting your period soon?”
Me: “JESUS, WHO ARE YOU– ERIC?!?!”

(silence)

Me: “Yeah I’m getting it tomorrow.”

June 22, 2016Random Thoughts/Happeningsperiod, pms, thinxEmily

Dear Society,

So. Free-bleeding is a goal now? I was unaware of this. I feel so stupid. All this time I could have been lying upside down in a chair feeling fabulous.

Next time tell me, so I don’t have to find out on Facebook.

Emily

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What. Goes. ON.

Paleo is Going Great

June 14, 2016Relationshipscravings, diet, health, healthy, healthy choices, healthy eating, paleo, paleo diet, pms, relationshipsEmily

No cravings whatsoever.

Moody

January 28, 2016Kids/Teaching, Teachingkids, mental health, mental illness, mondays, moods, moody, pms, seasonal affective disorder, seasons, summer, sunday night blues, teaching, winter, winter bluesEmily

I’ve been accused of being moody, but I really don’t think it’s too much to ask that everyone stay out of my damn way when I’m PMSing, when it’s Sunday night, when it’s all day Monday, or when it’s winter. The second half of autumn and any high-allergy spring is a risky time as well. Best to stay out of my damn way then, too.

I am absolutely delightful on June 29th.

October 1, 2015Random Thoughts/Happeningschocolate, cravings, food, hersheys nuggets, pmsEmily

A Hershey’s nugget is the perfect amount of chocolate as long as you eat 9 of them.

Clearly I Have Taught Eric to Set His Expectations Low

September 14, 2015Relationshipsperiod, pms, relationships, surprises, textingEmily

Also, clearly I have been a raging, hormonal bitch this week.

There’s a Time and a Place to Complain About Your PMS

July 16, 2015Mental Health, Random Thoughts/Happenings, Relationshipsmen, mental health, period, pms, relationships, womenEmily

Note:

Sternly asking “How would YOU feel if you had to bleed from your PENIS once a month?!?” does not win you points with the guy who just had ACL surgery.

Or, I’m now realizing, any guy.

At any time.

Ever.