Nutrition has really taken a nosedive around these parts.
Tag Archives: healthy
Paleo is Going Great
No cravings whatsoever.
I’m Still Learning How to do This Paleo Thing Correctly
Literally as I am licking almond butter off a spoon, I read this paleo lifestyle tip online: “Be reasonable about the way you eat your paleo foods. The point is to get back to our roots. There is nothing natural about licking a glob of almond butter off a spoon.”
Oh.
Ok, point taken.
So I shoved my fist in the jar and licked it off that instead.
Responsible Choices
Kid: “I’m really tired.”
Me: “Did you eat breakfast?”
Kid: “Yeah I had a donut.”
Me: “Well I’m not sure that was the most responsible choice, now was it?”
Last night I ate delivery-ordered mozzerella sticks that for some reason arrived completely hollow, so we scooped cheese off a slice of pizza and shoved it inside the empty fried sticks. That was dinner.
But seriously– a donut? Get it together, kid.
