….But we still remember this:
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Nope, it’s not the bagel.
Well This is Awkward
Guess they forgot the “L”…
For the record, it wasn’t misspelled on the email I received, but I take comfort in knowing that SOMEONE out there received an email with the heading below (minus the L in flag). Because it’s sort of a perfectly amazing fuck up. (No, I don’t condone use of that word. EVER. But I do condone honest mistakes that create super awkward scenarios where everyone feels weird).
Alright Calm Down, Dating App
Things That Made Me Sad Today
This.
This Guy Whose Request I Am Certain I Can Fulfill
Sometimes I Think Dating Is a Huge Waste of Time
But then today, thanks to This Fresh Prince, I learned how to do THIS!
I’m sorry, what did you just ask? Oh, nope. He still hasn’t asked me out.
This Fresh Prince, Part 2
(Continuation of This Fresh Prince)
We switched from app chatting to iMessage, so you know it’s getting serious. Also because he proposed.
This Fresh Prince
My dating life has become one big game of emoji-wooing.