Oh, David. I was all in until I saw that you’re kosher.
Because in between rounds of all the “carefree, open minded, honest, monogamous, safe, explorative, comfortably-fits-within-the-confines-of-our-mutual-schedules-and-boundaries-of-comfort sex” we’ll be having, I’m going to want me some bacon.
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So funny, but definitely see how bacon woud be the deal-breaker, everything else is just perfect!
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I would totally sign up for that. Seriously.
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