Guy: “Wait, your dad used to be Howard Stern’s lawyer?”
Me: “Yes.”
Guy: “So did you listen to Howard on the radio growing up?”
Me: “Actually, no. I never listened to his show. But my dad gave me his autographed copy of ‘Private Parts’ to read when I was 11. Then we went to go see the movie. Together. As a family.”
And now, 21 years later, I realize how fucking weird that was.
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I was Debra’s camp counselor in 1997 at Bryn Mawr. Did you meet his kids? She called me Double D counselor. Because of my huge boobs. She was ten. I now realize how weird THAT was.
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hahah never met the kids– but I would expect nothing less than a nickname like that. I’m actually shocked it was that mild…
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