Whenever someone gives me a compliment, I automatically assume they are drunk.
I know, this doesn’t say much about my self esteem. So I am working on it.
I’m trying to get to a place where, when people say something nice to me, I truly believe they are being genuine. That I am a good person, and people can recognize and point out my positive qualities without being under the influence of a ton of alcohol.
And the fact that they’re always throwing up right after– that’s just a coincidence.

i have to say i discovered your blog last night and couldn’t believe how fantastic it was. but come to think of it, i WAS roaring dunk and found a hallmark christmas movie i was watching at the same time to be fascinating (will she choose the dull lawyer or the cowboy????) anyhow, i just woke up sober, and meh.
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This is my favorite comment.
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roaring dunk? this could be dunkin donuts’ new advertising campaign. we are going to be SO RICH!!!!
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