Me: “When Columbus landed in what is now America, and he wanted to tell people back home what he found, what do you think he did?”

Kid: (Silence)

Me: “Well…Do you think he whipped out his iPhone and said ‘Siri– call home!’?”

Kid: (giggling) “Noooo!!!”

Me: “Well then what did he do?”

Kid (long, contemplative pause): “He probably used his flip phone.”