Kid: “Miss Emily, is tooth fairy money pre-taxed?”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Kid: “The money I get from the tooth fairy– do I have to pay taxes on it?”

Me: “I’m shocked you even know what taxes are.”

Kid (clearly insulted): “Umm…yeah. I’m not stupid!!”

Oh. Sorry. I guess your BELIEF IN THE TOOTH FAIRY threw me off.