Urologist: “So I’m looking at your test results. First of all, you didn’t mention that you’re pregnant. That would certainly explain the frequent urination.”
Me: “What?!? I’m not pregnant!
Urologist (looking at results again): “According to this ultrasound report you are.”
Me: “What?! It says I’m pregnant?! But…”
Urologist: “Oh, oh. Nope. This isn’t your chart.”
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.