The airline announces that they will now board all people with disabilities…

Me: “Does your diabetes count as a disability for travel?”

Eric: “Ummm no.”

Me: “Well, it should.”

Eric: “Does your mental illness count as a disability for travel?”

Me: “No. But you have a meter and insulin to prove your disability. I have nothing to prove mine.”

Eric: “They could spend 15 minutes with you.”