Opening his mail…

Eric: “Huh? The AARP says I can be a member.”
Me: “But I thought you have to be 50.”
Eric: “They invited me!”
Me: “Do you think they got confused by your baldness?”
Eric: “No they heard who I was marrying and thought ‘He must be old.'”


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