I’m an open-mouthed sleeper, which often results in chapped lips.

You know, from drool.

(Someone married me!)

To remedy this problem, I have asked Eric to please close my mouth for me while I sleep. As any husband would do for his wife.

Me, this morning, upon noticing my lips are chapped: “Ugh, this is all your fault– you didn’t close my mouth in my sleep!”

Eric: “I prefer to close your mouth when you’re awake.”