Watching “The Murder of Laci Peterson” on A&E…

Me: “See, the husband definitely killed her. You don’t refer to a loved one in the past tense if they’re just ‘missing.’ Like if I went missing for a month, you’d still talk about me as if I were alive– you’d have hope.”

Eric: “If you went missing for 24 hours I would KNOW you are dead.”

Me: “You’d assume after just ONE day that I’d been murdered!?”

Eric: “Oh, no one would murder you. You’d just be wandering around, unable to figure out what to do for dinner, and starve.”