My favorite part is the completely unamused brother. Every family has that sibling. #stephanie
Watch the video ’til the end. It only gets better.
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Tag Archives: being jewish
Thank You, Florida
For reminding me that wherever I go, my hair will always be Jewish.
This New Guy
Or life?
Unfair
When I told my date last night that I am going to Florida in February, he immediately jumped to the conclusion that my parents have a second home there. He literally just assumed that because I am a Jewish girl from the east coast, my family MUST have a house in Florida. And that really pissed me off.
Because why DON’T we have a house in Florida, Mom and Dad?
Dangerous Mistakes
Dear Dove Chocolate,
You accidentally sold this to me, a Jew. Surely that was not your intention.
Be more careful next time. Someone could get hurt.
Emily
A Letter to God (Yom Kippur 2013)
Hi God!
Here’s the deal– I’m not fasting. But here are some jewy things I’ve done so far today to make up for it:
1. Ran 18 miles (aka: suffered)
2. Woke up anxious
3. Argued with the CVS cashier about the validity of my coupon (and saved a cool 3 bucks!)
4. Gave my unsolicited opinion
5. Complained about my hair
6. Wandered
And tonight I plan to dance with no rhythm, but believe wholeheartedly in the moment that I look awesome.
Hope this will suffice,
Emily
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