(Part of the Ebola Mom series)
Definitely necessary to clarify.
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Ebola Mom, Part 73
(Part of the Ebola Mom series)
Zero time passed between these texts. For all she knows I am, in fact, on my honeymoon.
Also #4 is not hard.
Ebola Mom, Part 70
(Related to Ebola Mom Part 65 and Ebola Mom Part 66 , and part of the Ebola Mom series)
Ebola Mom, Part 67
(Part of the Ebola Mom series )
My favorite part of this is that she doesn’t know how to space the exclamation points because I’m pretty sure she’s never used one.
Ebola Mom, Part 65
(Part of the Ebola Mom series)
No. I will be drunk.
And yes, thank you, I am quite excited for my shower, and you are so sweet to acknowledge that that will be a special event in my life!! I appreciate your understanding that you are in no way a priority for me on that day! 
Ebola Mom, Part 51
Ebola Mom, Part 45
Ebola Mom, Part 39
(Continuation of Ebola Mom Part 38 and part of the Ebola Mom series)
I just…I don’t…I can’t…I…ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS, LADY?!?!?!
Ebola Mom, Part 34
Ebola Mom, Part 31
(continuation of Ebola Mom Part 30 and part of the Ebola Mom series)
I responded. She had nothing to say back.
I think we’re in a fight now.
Being best friends is hard.
