(Part of the Ebola Mom series)
Pregnancy hormones unleashed my usually-contained snark, but seriously wtf is happening right now.
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Ebola Mom, Part 69
Ebola Mom, Part 68
Ebola Mom, Part 67
(Part of the Ebola Mom series )
My favorite part of this is that she doesn’t know how to space the exclamation points because I’m pretty sure she’s never used one.
Ebola Mom, Part 65
(Part of the Ebola Mom series)
No. I will be drunk.
And yes, thank you, I am quite excited for my shower, and you are so sweet to acknowledge that that will be a special event in my life!! I appreciate your understanding that you are in no way a priority for me on that day! 
Ebola Mom, Part 62
Ebola Mom, Part 56
(Part of the Ebola Mom series)
Ebola Mom, Part 52
(Continuation of Ebola Mom Part 45, and part of the Ebola Mom series)
Is this bitch serious?!
But yeah I’m available.
Ebola Mom, Part 50
(Part of the Ebola Mom series)
I was going to bring a handwritten thank you note next week, but now you can go fuck yourself.
Also, I gave the cookies to a homeless man.
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