Oh no no…see…when I said the reason I’m not married yet is that I’m waiting for marriage equality, I meant…like…marriage equality everywhere. Throughout the whole world. Not just the U.S.
So yeah. I’m still unmarried.
And that’s totally why.
Guess they forgot the “L”…
For the record, it wasn’t misspelled on the email I received, but I take comfort in knowing that SOMEONE out there received an email with the heading below (minus the L in flag). Because it’s sort of a perfectly amazing fuck up. (No, I don’t condone use of that word. EVER. But I do condone honest mistakes that create super awkward scenarios where everyone feels weird).