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I Got You Something

Eric (excitedly): “Oh! At work we’re getting a bunch of TMZ-brand accessories for the iPhone. I’m going to get you one of the metro card holders so you can try it.”

Me (monotone): “Cool. A TMZ logo on my phone. Exactly what I’ve always wanted.”


Eric (excitedly): “Oh! I also got you something else!”


Eric: “A new attitude.”


Eric: “So maybe you can try that too.”