Kid goes to the bathroom during our session. He leaves the door open, so I can hear him peeing, and I can also hear him NOT wash his hands.

Kid (running out of the bathroom): “Ok done! Ready!”

Me: “No, no, no sir. Turn right back around and wash those hands.”

Kid: “But I did!”

Me: “I did not hear the sink running.”

Kid: “That’s because I used spit!”