Yesterday I got into the elevator and there was a young woman in there with her newborn baby girl.
Me: “Awww how old is she?”
Woman: “Almost a month.”
Me: “She’s adorable.”
Woman: “Thank you. How far along are you?”
Me: “A few weeks to go! I can’t WAIT to not be pregnant!”
And then the woman’s tired, weary eyes grew wide and essentially this is the scene that unfolded: