(Related to Nora Left Eye Lopes, Nora Left Eye Lopes Part 2 and Nora Left Eye Lopes Part 3)
Facetiming with my mom….
Mom: “You know, I’m noticing now that YOUR right eye looks like it droops a little….”
Me: “Yes. I’m aware. It’s worse when I’m tired, which I am right now. Thank you for pointing it out, though.”
Mom: “Ok, well. I’m just saying.”
Me: “Uh huh.”
Mom: “There’s a surgery for that, you know.”