(Part of the Always Be Honest With Your Dating App series)
Right. So. I passed because…
Category Archives: Dating/Single Life
Fun Things Single People Can Do In Their Spare Time
Try to shove your friend’s gorgeous wedding/engagement rings on your fat man-finger, then give up and transfer them to your pinky when it’s clear you’re going to break both your hand and the rings. And your will to live.
You know, if you’re looking for something to pass the time.
Always Be Honest With Your Dating App, Part 13
Bad Start
“Yeah don’t go out with him. I feel like that’s a bad start.” — friend, hearing me cry “ewww!” while checking my dating app.
Don’t Fuck With My Emotions, Dating App
Given their promise…
I think this feedback was appropriate…
It’s Official and Dire: I Need a Boyfriend
For no other reason than my kitchen light broke. And nothing I’ve tried has fixed it.*
*Things I’ve tried include: staring at it in the darkness, cursing, and prayer.
Always Be Honest With Your Dating App, Part 12
I Used To Have a Rule About Dating Guys Who Live In New Jersey
The rule was that I wouldn’t do it. Long distance is tough.
But tonight I have a first date with a guy who lives in New Jersey, because, thanks to this guy, the new standard is “Well, as long as he knows he lives in New Jersey….”
It’s bad when your standards start to match your expectations, in the sense that neither one can be recovered without an extensive, all-hands-on-deck, Jurrasic-park-style archaeological dig.
Of All The Annoying Things Ex-Boyfriends Do, Part 2
Of All The Annoying Things Ex-Boyfriends Do…
…this one is the WORST.
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