I pull the hood of my puffy coat over my head, whimpering in the cold.

Eric: “There ya go! Warm now?”

Me: “Ugh. No. My eyes are still watering and freezing. I need a hood that covers my ENTIRE face.”

Eric: “That’d be perfect actually.”

Me: “Why? So you don’t have to look at me?”

Eric: “Are you kidding me? I LOVE looking at you!”

Me: “Awww…babe…”

Eric: “It’s listening to you that’s hard.”