I’ve always been a visual learner. Thanks, Israeli bathroom. (Not entirely sure about the serving tray….)
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Shoshana
Shoshana (aka “Sho”), my Israeli alter ego who I will henceforth be referring to in the 3rd person, is so much more fun than my American self that I am starting to wonder if I have a legitimate split personality disorder. (Add it to the list. Or don’t. There’s no more room on the list. Even the margins are full).
But seriously. Sho stays up until 4am, drinks like a fish, is super extroverted, and likes to shop.
She also simply can NOT be bothered to wear a bra.
So I guess in that sense we’re the same.
Rules For Jewish Girl Travel
If you look at the historical site on the computer WHILE in Israel, you totally went to it.
“I’m sorry. I forgot to put in your order. What was it again?”
— waitress, 1 hour after we ordered.
#israel
Welcome to Israel!
Orthodox Jews Love Me
That moment when you wake from an Ambien-induced airplane slumber to find that the 10-year-old, yarmulke-wearing orthodox boy who was sitting next to you has now traded seats with his grandmother, as your tendency to unconsciously lean over, curl up and drool on his shoulder was making him uncomfortable.
I’m Never Making THAT Mistake Again
When I flew to Israel 2 years ago and went through the VERY intense security check, I was irrationally intimidated by the seriousness with which the Israeli man questioned me. So I did what I always do when I’m uncomfortable– I got sarcastic.
Security: “Are you jewish?”
Me: “Yes.”
Security: “Do you have a hebrew name?”
Me: “Yes.”
Security: “What is your hebrew name?”
Me: “Shoshana.”
Security: “Where did you get this name from?”
Me: “I don’t know…God?”
He did not smile. At all. In fact, there was a 10 second period where I was certain he was not going to let me on the plane.
So tonight when I go through the Israeli security, I will not be making that mistake again.
This time, I’ll give a wink after the sarcastic comment. Maybe even a friendly little “jk” punch to his shoulder.
Because I think the problem is that last time, he just missed the joke.
Which is ok.
Not everyone can be as smart as Americans.
When Teaching Is Rewarding
That rare, amazing moment in the middle of state testing season when you are reminded of why you love teaching.
Because for two whole months, you don’t have to do it.
Israel trip booked!
Returning to Israel: A Rational Decision
I recently made the decision to go back to Israel this summer, and my dear friend is not in favor of this. He questions why I would ever want to spend an extended amount of time in a place that I know, for a FACT, is dangerous and volatile– a place where my life, mental health, and well being will be under constant threat.
I don’t. That’s why I’m LEAVING New York, dummy.
Thank you, IDF soldiers
The most important thing I took away from this FIDF benefit dinner is that I have no money.
Secondly, I stand with Israel. Today, forever, always.
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