Woman next to us on the Tel Aviv beach (pointing to her chair): “Can you watch this for me while I leave for a bit?”
“This” = her 3 year old child.
Oh, ok. Sure.
#israelis
Category Archives: travel
We’re Bonding
Me: “You went to Israel this summer?! No way!! Me too!!”
Kid: <walks away>
Oh. Ok.
Food Consumed in Airports Doesn’t Count
Don’t fucking tell me what to do, M&Ms.
#notsharing
You know. THAT moment.
That moment when you’re on vacation and there’s a tornado.
Before: 
During:
After:
Third World Country
They say it’s important to visit a third world country– ANY third world country– in order to gain perspective and appreciate what you have. So here I am in Laguardia airport.
This has to count.
#perspectivegained #thisplacemakesmesad
Israelis Continue to Be Helpful
Me (at falafel counter, overwhelmed by options): “What’s the best way to order falafel?”
Israeli friend: “Say ‘falafel.'”
Got it.
Sababa
Woman next to us on the Tel Aviv beach (pointing to her chair): “Can you watch this for me while I leave for a bit?”
“This” = her 3 year old child.
Oh, ok. Sure.
#israelis
Somehow still a better pickup line than any I’ve gotten in NYC
“You have the time for a fun?”
#israel
Guess Which WiFi We Chose?
Yes, please!
#WhenInIsrael
Tread Lightly, Part 2
(Continuation of Tread Lightly )
Guy (after I told him I’m 33): “Who cares? Age is just a number!”
Me: “I agree. Thank you for saying that.”
Guy: “Yeah, trust me. I’m studying to be a doctor. I see people die at ALL ages.”
Stop talking forever.
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