(Part of the Always Be Honest With Your Dating App series)
Right. So. I passed because…
“Yeah don’t go out with him. I feel like that’s a bad start.” — friend, hearing me cry “ewww!” while checking my dating app.
( Part of the Always Be Honest With Your Dating App series)
Because yes, I dated a guy who did that. And it wasn’t so much the act of sketching that weirded me out, but the fact that he was really, really bad at it.
I have a first date (like, in real life) with emoji-loving This Fresh Prince tonight. So the question, of course, is DO I WEAR THIS?!?!?
Relax, guys. I’m totally kidding. I’m not insane. I would never wear a towel on a first date.
But yes to the emoji sweatshirt, right?
Well. THIS was bound to happen…

Done. It’ll never work.